bishi bashi is the new frickle frackle pass it on
*stares at phil’s avatar*
Dan: that’s my waifu
Phil: that’s me
I like where this is going…
If you know what I mean
Dan and Phil have unfollowed Sam on Twitter 👍👍👍
Is it bad that i pray for phan to be real when i go to church on sundays
so who volunteers to tell phil that orgasms can relieve head aches?
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
just planning ahead